Definitely
What did John say to him at their weekly gathering?
"Joe, you're an integral function to this body."
The closer a sheep is to the shepherd, the safer he is from the world.
The more closely Christians follow The Good Shepherd Jesus, the less an effect the world will have on them. Wolves won’t harm us and we won’t get stuck in brush. Sanctification in a nutshell.
Prose is the weapon of the intellectual.
A donkey once ate my homework.
An example: An Ass once ate my words, not me.
Say The Church is out of touch, and no one bats an eye.
Mention the redistribution of wealth from The Pastor to the Ecclesia, and EVERYONE LOOSES THEIR MINDS!
The modern day Church, in any denomination, looks nothing like the 1st century Church. See the first few chapters of Acts of The Apostles.
Steal from the rich and no one bats an eye.
But steal from those who rob you and EVERYONE LOOSES THEIR MINDS.
There is a time for everything. Ecclesiastes 3 or something.
Make yourself king of your Castle, and surely someone will lay siege against it.
Evil people can’t help themselves.
The secret to Chess is deception.
To beat a Grand Master, play the fool.
How do you defeat a very wise Chess Master? Use that wisdom against them; he knows many optimal routes and moves, so if you play the fool and use sub optimal routes for a time, you will enrage him. Once enraged and emotional, he will make misses, mistakes, and possibly blunders.
I am a weapon.
No lighter than a feather.
Only pros can truly wield me.
What am I?
The answer is Words.
I uses to be made out of stone.
Now I’m made out of glass.
What am I?
The answer is a Tablet.
1) The Rosetta stone was made out of stone.
2) Modern tablet displays are made out of glass.
I am a situation room.
My light is bright at night.
What really am I?
A computer monitor!
1) You can monitor the situation with one.
2) Yes
Call me a rodent and I won’t get mad.
When I feel like new, I light up.
I love your hands
What am I?
A computer mouse.
1) Inanimate objects can’t get mad.
2) Newer models of mice have RGB lighting.
3) Your hands use the mouse.
My name is cool.
I’m always running.
I shouldn’t be smart.
I’m full of delights.
What am I?
The answer is a refrigerator.
1) Refrigerator means something that cools.
2) Is your refrigerator running?
3) S.M.A.R.T. fridges are stupid.
4) Fridges are full of delightful food, I guess.
Press any key, I’m not a Jewish piano.
What am I?
A computer keyboard. Press ‘any’ key to continue.
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