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Joe was an outlier of the MATH Party.
What did John say to him at their weekly gathering?
"Joe, you're an integral function to this body."
Explanation
An integral function is in the very middle of the formula for a definite integral.
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French Heckler

What did the French heckler yell out at the English leaders debate in Canada?
"Vous êtes Bon Hommes, Bon Hommes!"
Explanation
Translates to "You are good guys, good guys!" However, Bonhomme is a goofy Québec mascot. It's a play on words.

A Man Walks Into A Bar

A man walks into a bar, a man asks him, "Hey want to come over to my place tonight and have sex?"
He replies, "That sounds like anal sex."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
"I don't want anal sex."
Explanation
A man walks into a bar, **doink**.

Definitely

Joe was an outlier of the MATH Party.
What did John say to him at their weekly gathering?
"Joe, you're an integral function to this body."
Explanation
An integral function is in the very middle of the formula for a definite integral.

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The Secret To Chess

The secret to Chess is deception.
To beat a Grand Master, play the fool.
Explanation
How do you defeat a very wise Chess Master? Use that wisdom against them; he knows many optimal routes and moves, so if you play the fool and use sub optimal routes for a time, you will enrage him. Once enraged and emotional, he will make misses, mistakes, and possibly blunders.

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Rodent

Call me a rodent and I won't get mad.
When I feel like new, I light up.
I love your hands

What am I?
Answer/Explanation
A computer mouse.
1) Inanimate objects can't get mad.
2) Newer models of mice have RGB lighting.
3) Your hands use the mouse.

Cool Runnings

My name is cool.
I'm always running.
I shouldn't be smart.
I'm full of delights.

What am I?
Answer/Explanation
The answer is a refrigerator.
1) Refrigerator means something that cools.
2) Is your refrigerator running?
3) S.M.A.R.T. fridges are stupid.
4) Fridges are full of delightful food, I guess.

Make It Rain

Marching millions, millions, millions.
Delivering billions, billions, billions.
Profiting trillions, trillions, trillions.

What am I?
Answer/Explanation
The answer is Ants. They March in the army, deliver larvae, and profit the colony through their collective hard work.

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