Oh Snap! Or, The Hare 2
Mr.Tortoise do you take your girlfriend Miss Eau Claire De La Lune to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Yes, I d- LISTENEVERYONEMYNAMEISTAY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~
Explanation
See The Hare.
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Oh Snap! Or, The Hare 2
Mr.Tortoise do you take your girlfriend Miss Eau Claire De La Lune to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Yes, I d- LISTENEVERYONEMYNAMEISTAY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~
Explanation
See The Hare.
HELLOGOODBYE!
Becky wasn’t sure if she liked Samara at all.
But when the time came to greet her, her wave function collapsed on itself.
Animal Farm
A farm run by animals?
Has it ever been tried before?
Explanation
Real animal farms have never been tried before.
Hang In There
How do you stop a Cat out of control?
You Kill it.
Explanation
Cat is a Linux program, and so is Kill.
Halallujah
What did the cow say to the Indian Farmer? Kill me, and eat, Mohammad.
Explanation
The Indian Farmer is a Muslim; in India they worship cows. The cow is “God” and paraphrasing Acts 10:13 which says, ‘And there came a voice to him: “Rise, Peter; kill and eat.”’
Moot Went To Mexico
Moot once ran away to Mexico.
He took Snacks with him!
Latest Proverbs
Shock & Awe
A man forced to patrol his neighbourhood is the police.
And his mates his gang.
If a gang doesn’t instill fear, it doesn’t survive.
Takes notes from the police.
Explanation
Police intimidation is what kept millions of Canadians locked up in their homes during COVID. Many killed themselves, but that’s so passé. Take notes, Steadfast.
Coop D’etat
When a people is ready for a coup, they stop eating what the government offers them.
What starts as feed, ends up being for our slaughter.
Explanation
No services, no security, no communication. They reject all the feed the farmer offers them, ushering the possibility of greener pastures. It’s a plea to God for good government.
Galvanize
When change is slow, use a catalyst.
Galvanize your brethren by intolerating evil and schemes.
Show yourself Holy.
Explanation
Becoming separate from the world will either galvanize someone to love or hate you.
Makeup
If makeup is beauty, the water of life is shallow.
What a horrible thought.
Explanation
God instituted beauty, and if beauty really is only skin deep, then his character is shallow. Jesus!
Waiting On A Miracle
Waiting is terrible. But once the baby is born nobody cares how long it took.
Explanation
Duplicate of Proverbs 13:12, which says:
“Hope deferred makes the heart sick,
but a desire fulfilled is a tree of life.“
Plato’s Rave
If the world thought you could only make a living by dancing, would you join in?
You’ve already answered.
Explanation
The world teaches real happiness is found in working hard and tirelessly until you “make it”. By working a job you hate or tolerating evil people at your workplace (not counting Nebuchadnezzar, he was a King and God told them to submit), you’ve been dancing for as long as you’ve followed The World’s teaching.
Latest Riddles
Virtuous
I am a lot.
Lift me up.
Take your Bible out cause this is a biblical riddle.
Answer/Explanation
The answer is Virgin(s).
- 144,000 virgins is a lot.
- Euphemism for being crucified; Jesus is a virgin.
- Virtuous is a synonym for virgin.
Woof Woof
“Woof Woof”
Roughly translates to: I won’t enter heaven.
What am I?
Answer/Explanation
The answer is Dogs, or better, Cowards.
- Revelation 22:15 says dogs.
- Revelation 21:8 says cowardly
Meaning cowards won’t enter heaven.
ACHTUNG!
Will I bear a sword?
Or will we eat meat?
Many seek my face.
What am I?
Answer/Explanation
The answer is a King.
- A King may bear a sword and be just using it. See Romans 13:3,4.
- He may be an unjust ruler who’s stingy. See Proverbs 23:1-3.
- Another way of saying everyone seeks the kings favour. Proverbs 19:6
A Breath
I am almost never shorter than a breath.
My senses tell me I’m the best.
My enemy sooth-says my ascension.
What am I?
Answer/Explanation
A Man.
- A mans life is typically longer than a breath
- Because of the fall, we think we should be God.
- The Angel of Light lies to people.
Marksmanship
I am a weapon.
No lighter than a feather.
Only pros can truly wield me.
What am I?
Answer/Explanation
The answer is Words.
- Words can kill.
- As light as the paper it’s written on.
- Prose.
Blowing Sand
I uses to be made out of stone.
Now I’m made out of glass.
What am I?
Answer/Explanation
The answer is a Tablet.
1) The Rosetta stone was made out of stone.
2) Modern tablet displays are made out of glass.