Sea
Person 1: What do a lake, a sea, and ocean have in common? Person 2: Water? Sea:...
All Aldis
Hypotenuse
What do you call a Hypotenuse? A good Saturday.
The Secret To Bargaining
The secret to bargaining is this: offer them more, for less.
How To Respect Others
The secret to respecting others is this: serve them and know this, God loves you...
Taste Or, The Secret To Respect
The secret to gaining respect is this: live lavishly.
What Matters
Brawn breaks bone. But mind breaks spirit.
Holocaust?
How many Jews died in the holocaust? I don’t know, Ashkenazi!
Hello?
Knock knock Yes? Knock KNOCK Hello? It is the POLICE
Alimony
Knock knock Who’s there? Alimony Alimony who? Alimony is gone!
I AM
Knock knock Who’s there? I AM I am who? I AM, that I AM
Oh Snap! Or, The Hare 2
Mr.Tortoise do you take your girlfriend Miss Eau Claire De La Lune to be your la...
Shock & Awe
A man forced to patrol his neighbourhood is the police. And his mates his gang. ...