Coop D’etat
When a people is ready for a coup, they stop eating what the government offers t...
All Aldis
Animal Farm
A farm run by animals? Has it ever been tried before?
Hang In There
How do you stop a Cat out of control? You Kill it.
Galvanize
When change is slow, use a catalyst. Galvanize your brethren by intolerating evi...
Halallujah
What did the cow say to the Indian Farmer? Kill me, and eat, Mohammad.
Makeup
If makeup is beauty, the water of life is shallow. What a horrible thought.
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Waiting On A Miracle
Waiting is terrible. But once the baby is born nobody cares how long it took.
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Plato’s Rave
If the world thought you could only make a living by dancing, would you join in?...
Never Have I Ever
“I walked a million paces and never once stubbed my toe.” -t. nobody...
Moot Went To Mexico
Moot once ran away to Mexico. He took Snacks with him!
nog-nog
Nog Nog. Who br? Brab. Brab wo? Spurddo :p
The German
What do you call a man who’s fed up with his nation? I’ll Hitler
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