How Come He Don’t Want Me Man?
Does God need us? No. But He does need us to be a hero.
All Aldis
Shaken, Not Stirred
Customer: What does melancholy flavoured alcohol taste like? Bartender: Like mel...
Priorities
Jew 1: I once had some salted pork. Jew 2: WHAT AN OUTRAGEOUS THING IN ISRAEL.
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Fiddle-De-Dee
What does a fiddle have in common with a riddle?
Riddle Me This Batman!
Riddle me this Batman! I have two eyes. One nose. One mouth. And four legs. Am I...
Make It Rain
Marching millions, millions, millions. Delivering billions, billions, billions. ...
Choo-Choo Choose Me
Choose me and I will kiss you. What am I?
Playrights
Playwrights love me. Composers love me. Directors love me. What am I?
Consummation
Sleep consumes me. Coin consumes me. Count the beans! What am I?
Nestlé
I wear white and blue. I work at Nestlé. Bite me intensely. What chocolate bar a...
True Genius
True genius is like a cat’s tail; you don’t think, and it helps you ...
My Ass
Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but an enemy can kiss my ASS.