Woof Woof
“Woof Woof” Roughly translates to: I won’t enter heaven. What ...
All Aldis
Rince Twice
Not listening to instruction is like washing dishes with contempt.
ACHTUNG!
Will I bear a sword? Or will we eat meat? Many seek my face. What am I?
121
Erica said hello to Barbara at the weekly Math Party gathering. What did she say...
Good Leader
How do you make a good leader? Persecute him!
A Breath
I am almost never shorter than a breath. My senses tell me I’m the best. M...
The World
The World is perishing, celebrate!
Dime A Dozen
How do you earn a dime on speech? You make it a joke.
Prayer
Real prayer is not religious, nor for the faint of heart. How else can mountains...
Sanctification
The closer a sheep is to the shepherd, the safer he is from the world.
Marksmanship
I am a weapon. No lighter than a feather. Only pros can truly wield me. What am ...
Priorities 2
What did the Sodomite say to the Gomorran? Let’s go swimming!