Two Minds
Two minds are better than one, except when better than sum.
All Aldis
Snow
Shovel snow and you’ll develop arthritis in your back. Leave it alone and ...
Rain
If you keep checking for when it rains, you’ll be in time for it.
Stupid People
Stupid people shouldn’t have much to say, yet they do.
Riddle Me This, Jews
What riddle do Jews not get? The Bible.
Birth Pangs 2
Birth pangs protest much Until Child walks among us Then we lie, goodbye!
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Bondage
If a fellow Jew cheats you, what should you do? Redeem him! He’s in bondag...
Birth Pangs
When do birth pangs become less and less? When the Baby is fully grown!
How Long To Marry?
How long should a man wait before he marries his Jewish girlfriend? 40 years, so...
Family Game Night
What game does a Jewish grandpa pullout on family game night? . . . . . . . . . ...
Magic Trick
What magic trick do Jews not believe? A miracle.