Jewish Light Bulb
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One and a half; one to bring the light bulb, and the half Jew to screw it in on the Sabbath and be sent to hell.
One and a half; one to bring the light bulb, and the half Jew to screw it in on the Sabbath and be sent to hell.
Explanation
If they nailed a full Jew, what would they do to a half one?