Sea
Person 1: What do a lake, a sea, and ocean have in common? Person 2: Water? Sea:...
All Jew Jokes
Holocaust?
How many Jews died in the holocaust? I don’t know, Ashkenazi!
Priorities
Jew 1: I once had some salted pork. Jew 2: WHAT AN OUTRAGEOUS THING IN ISRAEL.
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Jewish Maiden
What does a Jewish maiden tell her boyfriend on the eve of her circumcision? HAH...
Jewish Light Bulb
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and a half; one to brin...
Righteous Parking Lot
The Moabites and Ammonites both came together to a family friendly stampede brea...
Fig Tree
When Jesus was on His way to Jerusalem and saw a fig tree with leaves, He invest...
8 Days
An Angel of the Lord visited Mary and Joseph at the barn where Jesus was born. H...
Good Friday
Person: Aww, aren’t you a cute little fellow. Jesus: **asleep**
The Stupid One
The year of Jubilee came to the Jews in Babylon, but King Nebuchadnezzar did not...
Jews Favorite Game
What is an ancient Israelite’s favourite board game? It’s Go, becaus...
A Good Carpenter
How do you know Jesus was a good carpenter? He didn’t stand before obscure...