Stingy Jew
How do you not offend a very stingy Jew when he offers you a lot of food?
You tell him, "I'm only eating vegetables."
You tell him, "I'm only eating vegetables."
Explanation
In Daniel 1, Daniel and his friends basically tell the stingy ruler, Nebuchadnezzar, "We're fasting and only eating vegetables", to avoid being indebted to him and possibly being persuaded into transgressing the Law. Not only that, but Nebuchadnezzar later became a Believer in God, so he's a true spiritual (not ethnic) Jew because his heart has been circumcised.