Shaken, Not Stirred
Customer: What does melancholy flavoured alcohol taste like? Bartender: Like mel...
All Jokes
Priorities
Jew 1: I once had some salted pork. Jew 2: WHAT AN OUTRAGEOUS THING IN ISRAEL.
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Riddle Me This Batman!
Riddle me this Batman! I have two eyes. One nose. One mouth. And four legs. Am I...
Goodness Gracious
God asks Henry Fonda, “Do you want to become a star?” He replies, &#...
TI2
ChuaN asks Zhou, “How much does it cost to play NAVI?”
Arkansnide
Witness: I have jokes that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. HRC: **BA...
Child Porn
How do you stop your child from looking up internet pornography? You set up a pa...
Life Insurance
A man needs life insurance, like a chessboard needs a third player who yells ...
Jewish Maiden
What does a Jewish maiden tell her boyfriend on the eve of her circumcision? HAH...
Jewish Light Bulb
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and a half; one to brin...
Righteous Parking Lot
The Moabites and Ammonites both came together to a family friendly stampede brea...
Fig Tree
When Jesus was on His way to Jerusalem and saw a fig tree with leaves, He invest...