All Aldis
So Old
God is so old, he forgot how to tell time.
A Lover Scorned
How do you say sorry to a lover scorned? No, please baby no please!
The Hare
What did the Hare say to the Tortoise? MYNAMEISTAYLORILOVEMEN!
Wise Cracker
A Wise Cracker once said, “Humble me once, and I’ll pay you.”
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April Fools…
April fools? More like, Brand Awareness Day.
Adam, Where Are you?
God askes Adam, “Where are you?” Adam replies, “RIGHT WHERE YO...
Plane Thoughts
My economy is abundant. I travel across the globe. I am always looking out. What...
Silk
My silk is loved by many. And my thread is fat like butter. What am I?
I Work Hard All Day
I work hard all day. I smell sweet and rich. My name bears many fruits. What am ...
Leopard
How can a Leopard dial in her spots? By offering free milk.
Hit Me Once
Hit me once and I won’t matter. Hit me twice and you’ll get fatter. ...
I Hold Many Secrets
I hold many secrets. And I’m open to all. What am I?