Stingy Jew
How do you not offend a very stingy Jew when he offers you a lot of food? You te...
All Aldis
Benjamin Would’ve Been Proud
What gun does Israel wish it manufactured? The P90; it’s ambidextrous and ...
Coming Attractions
What’s the latest psyop Mossad is playing? We don’t know yet, it has...
Sad & Contrite
How do you make a Jew instantly sad and contrite? ~By the rivers of Babylon̷...
Musical Jews
How does a Jewish man save a dollar on his wedding? He hires his cousin to play ...
Concentration Camp
What concentration camp do Jews go to? Camp David!
Self Deprecating
Why do Jews like telling self deprecating humour? They always love to play both ...
Jewish Children Fear This
What do little Jewish children fear hides underneath their beds? The Cookie Mons...
So Old
God is so old, he forgot how to tell time.
A Lover Scorned
How do you say sorry to a lover scorned? No, please baby no please!
The Hare
What did the Hare say to the Tortoise? MYNAMEISTAYLORILOVEMEN!
Wise Cracker
A Wise Cracker once said, “Humble me once, and I’ll pay you.”
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