My Ass
Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but an enemy can kiss my ASS.
All Aldis
Tea
A man without wisdom, is like tea without hot water.
God’s Love
God’s secret is His genius. And the secret to His genius is being a poet.
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The Right Of Rebellion
If a land transgresses, invaders come. If a king trespasses, he forfeits everyth...
Christianity
It’s not about trying to be a good person, it’s about being a good p...
Goodness Gracious
God asks Henry Fonda, “Do you want to become a star?” He replies, &#...
TI2
ChuaN asks Zhou, “How much does it cost to play NAVI?”
Arkansnide
Witness: I have jokes that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. HRC: **BA...
Child Porn
How do you stop your child from looking up internet pornography? You set up a pa...
Life Insurance
A man needs life insurance, like a chessboard needs a third player who yells ...
Jewish Maiden
What does a Jewish maiden tell her boyfriend on the eve of her circumcision? HAH...
Jewish Light Bulb
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and a half; one to brin...