Financial Advice
If you ask a Jew for financial advice, how does he give it? He tithes his best a...
All Jew Jokes
A Young Jewish Rabbi Walks Into A Bar
A young Jewish Rabbi Walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. He says to ...
Jews Bed Time
What time do Jews have their bed time? I DON’T KNOW AND I SWEAR I DO NOT K...
Stingy Jew
How do you not offend a very stingy Jew when he offers you a lot of food? You te...
Benjamin Would’ve Been Proud
What gun does Israel wish it manufactured? The P90; it’s ambidextrous and ...
Coming Attractions
What’s the latest psyop Mossad is playing? We don’t know yet, it has...
Sad & Contrite
How do you make a Jew instantly sad and contrite? ~By the rivers of Babylon̷...
Musical Jews
How does a Jewish man save a dollar on his wedding? He hires his cousin to play ...
Concentration Camp
What concentration camp do Jews go to? Camp David!
Self Deprecating
Why do Jews like telling self deprecating humour? They always love to play both ...
Jewish Children Fear This
What do little Jewish children fear hides underneath their beds? The Cookie Mons...
Riddle Me This, Jews
What riddle do Jews not get? The Bible.