Halallujah
What did the cow say to the Indian Farmer? Kill me, and eat, Mohammad.
All Short
Makeup
If makeup is beauty, the water of life is shallow. What a horrible thought.
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Waiting On A Miracle
Waiting is terrible. But once the baby is born nobody cares how long it took.
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Never Have I Ever
“I walked a million paces and never once stubbed my toe.” -t. nobody...
Moot Went To Mexico
Moot once ran away to Mexico. He took Snacks with him!
nog-nog
Nog Nog. Who br? Brab. Brab wo? Spurddo :p
The German
What do you call a man who’s fed up with his nation? I’ll Hitler
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The Difference
What is the difference between a man and a woman? A vas deferens.
Overprotective
If you’re an overprotective parent, know this. God is a better Father than...
Hot Air
Hot air is only good for balloons. If you want to go high, be low.
Chocolate World
What is a chocolate world made out of? It’s Turtles all the way down.
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The Secret To Money 2
If you want to become rich, it will cost you everything.