Real Friends
You can’t put a price on friendship, but you can put a price on divorce.
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All Short
POPCORN!
What did the movie attendant yell at the customer? POPCORN!
Not A Jewish Piano
Press any key, I’m not a Jewish piano. What am I?
Office Space
Micromanage less and you won’t have to.
Pickleball
People don’t like pickleball because it’s loud. I don’t like i...
Two Can Play
A father can teach his son how to fish; a son can teach his father how to eat.
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The Secret To Profoundness
The secret to profoundness is your own experience.
How Come He Don’t Want Me Man?
Does God need us? No. But He does need us to be a hero.
Shaken, Not Stirred
Customer: What does melancholy flavoured alcohol taste like? Bartender: Like mel...
Priorities
Jew 1: I once had some salted pork. Jew 2: WHAT AN OUTRAGEOUS THING IN ISRAEL.
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Fiddle-De-Dee
What does a fiddle have in common with a riddle?
Choo-Choo Choose Me
Choose me and I will kiss you. What am I?