The Secret To Money
The secret to money is to keep very little of it
All Short
Virtuous
I am a lot. Lift me up. Take your Bible out cause this is a biblical riddle.
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Monkey Doodle Do
If you gave a thousand monkeys paintbrushes for art, eventually they would produ...
Woof Woof
“Woof Woof” Roughly translates to: I won’t enter heaven. What ...
Rince Twice
Not listening to instruction is like washing dishes with contempt.
Good Leader
How do you make a good leader? Persecute him!
The World
The World is perishing, celebrate!
Dime A Dozen
How do you earn a dime on speech? You make it a joke.
Prayer
Real prayer is not religious, nor for the faint of heart. How else can mountains...
Priorities 2
What did the Sodomite say to the Gomorran? Let’s go swimming!
Poetic
Prose is the weapon of the intellectual. A donkey once ate my homework.
Nightmare
I once had a dream about numbers. I’m afraid they weren’t real.
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