Priorities
Jew 1: I once had some salted pork. Jew 2: WHAT AN OUTRAGEOUS THING IN ISRAEL.
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Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but an enemy can kiss my ASS.
Person: Aww, aren’t you a cute little fellow. Jesus: **asleep**
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