Choo-Choo Choose Me
Choose me and I will kiss you. What am I?
All Short
True Genius
True genius is like a cat’s tail; you don’t think, and it helps you ...
My Ass
Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but an enemy can kiss my ASS.
Tea
A man without wisdom, is like tea without hot water.
Christianity
It’s not about trying to be a good person, it’s about being a good p...
TI2
ChuaN asks Zhou, “How much does it cost to play NAVI?”
Arkansnide
Witness: I have jokes that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. HRC: **BA...
German Bookworm
How do you greet a German bookworm? Gutenberg!
Good Friday
Person: Aww, aren’t you a cute little fellow. Jesus: **asleep**
Sad & Contrite
How do you make a Jew instantly sad and contrite? ~By the rivers of Babylon̷...
Concentration Camp
What concentration camp do Jews go to? Camp David!
So Old
God is so old, he forgot how to tell time.